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The Naughty Police

The world's a bad, naughty place, and you've always been a good boy.


Which means mama and dada didn't teach you the name of the game, partly because it wasn't in their mind or they wanted you to figure it out yourself. You’ve always been a side character, always watching from the sidelines while others do the things you were never allowed to have. Other guys effortlessly get girls, while you’re stuck holding your dick, watching porn and jerking off.

Even if by mistake or sheer effort some girl ends up with you, she usually gets bored. She doesn’t stay long, or she ends up with someone else. You think sex is just thrusting like pigs, kissing, and squeezing tits—so you drag a girl to bed with that mindset. Later she lies there regretting it, thinking she would’ve been better off using a vibrator or getting fucked by your friend instead. That’s why, despite all your efforts, her affair starts anyway.

It’s also possible that you lived your life like the “ideal son”—studied hard, got a job according to your worth, and then you got you married. Now the Prince of Enchantment never learned how to enter this maze—how to build a relationship with a woman, how to talk to her, how to have sex, how to keep her happy or fulfilled and build a life together. So, Your Majesty, you start learning after marriage what others mastered ten years earlier, and if like most people you’re not extremely lucky, your wife won’t give you much room to learn. Before you've finished building the dockyard, her ship sails in someone else's direction. And if you think, “This hasnn’t happened to me yet” or “It won’t happen” or “My woman is different” remember — this can happen at any age, at any time. All it takes is the arrival of a better option, and it won’t take long for you to be forgotten.

Regardless you now find yourself behind the crowd, seeing others surpass you in terms of relationships, sex and life in general. You find yourself unable to score or fuck even those women that you surprisingly see others reject for themselves. Or maybe you've reached quite there. but you feel you can improve. Something somewhere inside you says you deserve more, can reach to their level and in fact can be better, but in today's time of fake advice and information overload you are overwhelmed as to where to go and who to trust to give you the direction and the best possible advice for sex, dating and being a Man in this world full of boys that you currently find yourself to be. You desperately want to find a one-stop solution to all your problems and queries in all these aspects, and are looking for it desperately.

Well look no further.

Real-world observations. Practical clarity. No motivational noise.
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Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is it that you do and why?
We offer real talk and practical guides for men around the world on understanding women, sex, and being the best version of yourself. Sex education for men who didn't get it in time, didn't get it in full or just wanna upgrade their knowledge on the ways of the pussies and penises. Understanding that women are in fact simple creatures like men, why they do what they do, and how to get and keep one for a blissful life. Being a Man in a world full of boys so you can stand out instantly, and do epic shit that others can only dream of. All this to live the fulfilling life you see in the movies. Our knowldege is cheap, बूट trial-and-error in dating and life is expensive.
2. So you think you know women? Tell me why she told me I was too nice? We had a good thing going on.
That's what you thought man, that you were getting somewhere. And her telling you that you're a nice guy? That's polite language for "You never made me feel anything". That's what we offer, to make her feel you in the stomach, both romantically and literally.
3. What do you guys offer?
We offer affordable e-books on four categories: Sex, Women, Being A Man & Sexual Health. The four pillars of excellence for the modern man.
4. Just noticed your product catalogue, and everything is so cheap. Why should I even buy these? Aren't you compromising on quality?
The God-honest truth? Our products are cheap and affordable because we believe in making your lives better. We aren't able to make your lives better for absolutely free because significant time and efforts are made to produce and push our real unfiltered content in this age of scammers, misguiders and AI slop. As for whether they meet the standards of quality that make you read them cover to cover, there's only one way to find out.
5. Okay. Well, I think I can try atleast one of them. How to buy a product?
Of course! Browse this page for featured products in each category, or visit the categories' pages yourself to see all the products in any category. To buy any product you see anywhere, just click anywhere on its cover image or title; you will be led to the Payment page. Anyone else has any more questions, feel free to ask.
6. What's the one thing I should remember for women and dating?
Attraction grows when you stop trying to control the result.
7. My girlfriend is the one and is a keeper, but wants intense sex all day. How can I cope up?
The races with the most valuable prizes are conducted on the toughest terrains. Your car must have both enough mileage and horsepower to reach the top or someone else will, leaving you with just your dick in your hands. Visit our Sexual Health section to get what you need.
8. Is it normal to have one very large pube?
Not really, but it's interesting. Great icebreaker for a date with someone with a sense of humour.
9. My wife's boyfriend dared me to swallow a used condom, and I did since I'm a Real Alpha Male who doesn't take shit from no one (my masculinity guru told me so in his subscription-based course). You think your courses can elevate men to my status?
Natural selection at its finest. And for the record, we don't sell courses, only e-books. No subscriptions, no hidden fluff, only pay for what you want and get it that instant. Also for the record, we don't encourage men to be like you.
10. I don't have enough money or don't want to spend money on such stuff. What are you gonna do?
We cannot, and don't want to, do anything. If you don't have enough money then you should focus on earning instead of dating, cause money is Man's best friend that dictates who he is. And if you don't want to spend on these things you need then it's your choice between the guides & dates and urologists & divorce lawyers. It's a hard world for men out there, thoughts and prayers don't always work so well.

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